actually-good-car-mods:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

Soul mate AU

star-eaters:

girlasabodyofwater:

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

peterparkerisntdead:

spidersona idea where this random guy gets bitten but he doesn’t know it’s by a spider and he’s like climbing on the walls n stuff and he’s like you know what my name could be? Cockroach man. I’m fucking cockroach man and all the spider ppl come and are like hi!!! We are altnernate versions of u!!! And he’s like oh no I fucked it up I fucked it up i chose the wrong animal oh fuck

softjoy:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrabLyNBmBg/

teaue:

アイス クリーム

kidzbopdeathgrips:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

pissvortex:

groovycolorknightlawyer:

pissvortex:

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

no thanks

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

my identity has been stolen

rosalinescastle:

headgiver:

me: *naruto runs down the aisle at my wedding*

there are two ways to read this

zsnes:

fruityogurt:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgMCPVNBypG/

woodlesbian:

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods